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Ride the Snake aka The Freestyle Menace in Chamonix. If People Aren’t Vigilant Against This Sort of Thing the Next Thing You Know We’ll Have a Halfpipe!

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Effortless Method over Mont Blanc? Clearly the result of a deal with the devil.

Ride The Snake. The name is lewd, satanic even, if you happen to harbor that particular deviation of imagination.

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Big kickers are scary for a reason. If not avoided at all costs, pleasureable sensations may occur that are difficult for young minds to understand.

Egged on by the creative, open – shall we say ‘liberal’? Or perhaps the more en vogue, ‘progressive’ – minds at HO5 Parks, Compagnie du Mont Blanc, LeTour ski area and Quiksilver, the riders came, they rode the snake, they unleashed their smooth, styley sorcery on our our impressionable youth, infecting local minds with absurd ideas of going upside down and even (gasp) backwards!

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At first glance this might look like fun but, seriously. It’s not even steep.

Yes, yes, the lewd, satanic frestylers came and forced their happy-go-lucky hijinks on our pious community of splitboard-riding, woolly-underweared, glacier-glassed riders who keep their directional boards on the snow and pointing forward as God and Jake originally intended.

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Styley, yes. But at what cost?

And all this without harness, beacon or airbag – soooooo irresponsible.

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Avert your eyes, children. Focus instead on the beautiful suffering of the skin track.

Oh by the way, here’s the video…